- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
- Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
- When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
- On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past -- but never the present.
- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up.
- Many girls like to marry a military man or a policeman -- he can cook, sew, and he's already used to taking orders.
- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why i look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
- How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... Remember about Algebra.
- You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up, or leaks.
- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
- Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bold, they don't recognize you.
- If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Come grow older together with us.
Pastor John Giesbrecht
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